Geese!!

 Which ways the pond?

Dozing in the sun.

 So, they float then.

Here we go, Keith has finally got his geese that he has been pining for for ages. They are Brecon Buff, they have pink beaks and feet and are really laid back and don't move fast! The only time they have made a noise is when the back door opens or the ponies or dog have come too close, and then if the 'honk' doesn't work there is a very impressive display of outstretched wings and hissing to warn them to go away.